Welcome to the online energy field of yourworldexchange. Every item here carries the karma from beyond the Three Realms — from house protection to boosting your followers, from cutting off peach blossom curses to fixing code.
What we’re selling isn’t just items — we’re selling loopholes in the rules.
▲ Five Emperor Coins USB Drive: The night you plug it into the server, our competitor’s platform crashes for exactly seven hours and fourteen minutes.
▲ Thunderstrike Wood Keychain with Chip: Take it through airport security, and the scanner always says your birth date doesn’t match.
▲ Zi Wu Liu Zhu Smart Bracelet: The vibration doesn’t count steps, it reminds you when to release life or when to lay off employees.
▲ Blockchain Incense Offering: Scan the code to see the hexagram formed by the incense smoke — the last time it burned a Kun hexagram, three VCs pulled their investments.
The incomplete Pi Xiu in the corner — after scanning to pay, it will wink at you with its left eye. Last month, the investment banker who took it home just acquired the company that fired him yesterday.
“Don’t ask if it’s real, ask if you dare let reality slip into this glitch.”
All orders come with a yourworldexchange Quantum Entanglement Spell: Before you confirm receipt, the package will first alter the bird song frequency outside your window.
